Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...