5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...