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A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
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Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...