Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...