Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...