Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...