Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...