At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...