How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...