Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...