Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...