He’d wanted to be buried at sea
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What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Scared sleeping
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God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
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