Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...