Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...