37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...