Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...