A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...