How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...