What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...