cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...