In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...