Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...