Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Car Acronyms
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Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...