Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...