Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!