I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...