Murphy said to his daughter
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Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...