Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...