Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.