What type of prize did you win?
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Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!