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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Angering the Irishman
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Redneck Driver’s License Application
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Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
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Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...