Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...