How are lawyers like sperm?
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Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...