Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam