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What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
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Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...