A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....