If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever