Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...