Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...