Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...