A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...