Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...