A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...