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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...