A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...