Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...