OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...