Wart’s new!
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
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A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...