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|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Enlightenment Quiz
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Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
The twelve days after Christmas
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