Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Economics textbooks
|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....