Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...