One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...