When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.